INTRODUCING OURSELVES

Howzit World!

We wanted to start a website but our friend said we should rather do a blog. A blog is easy compared to a website so we are making a blog. It’s very exciting. My brothers are helping us and my mother will check our grammar and spelling, but it is our own work mainly.

My name is … mmm … well we did decide that we would rather not give our proper names until we feel safe. A lot of people know our family and we don’t want my Mom to get into trouble because of us. We are twin brothers and we are 10 years old. Soon we will be 11. You can call me Jay and my brother Kay.

We are going to try to tell you about our life here every day. We have a very big and special family. Slowly as the days go on we will tell you about each one of our family members, as they do great things and sometimes stupid things and sometimes very funny things.

When you see the blue writing, you will know that it is me (ummmm Kay). Just remember I am the blue person who matches the blue writing. Jay is the other one, the red one. You will see his picture at the top. To begin with, we will post our pictures until you get used to who's who in the zoo!


ABOUT SLOBBERDOG!

Slobberdog rules! We all love our slobberdog because he loves us, his family! He especially loves Zoë (our big sister) and thinks she is his wife. Zoë is the girl in the picture with him. We took that picture on New Year's Eve. Zoë likes to skip with a skipping rope but when she does he thinks she is beating herself up or something and runs into the rope so that she can't skip. He barks and yelps and tells her off. If she locks him behind a gate he yells and barks and cries becuase he's so sure she is hurting herself. Now, when she skips she has to go down to Postinia (a little cottage) while he is not looking. Then she can skip in peace!

You may have noticed that Slobberdog is huge. He weighs 90 Kgs. I think he can be very scary because he can knock you over. He knocks me over a lot. He can even knock a grown-up over. He can even knock MY MOTHER over. One day he stood on her foot and she couldn't move. She was pushing and shoving and crying (because it was so sore) and shouting but he stayed where he was. Looking up at her and very worried. He thought she was in trouble but he didn't know it was about the foot.

But he will never bite people ... I don't think so. Well, he wouldn't kill you THAT WAY. But his farts certainly could kill you! He likes to sleep in the office. If you walk past the office and notice all the ladies are outside and Slobberdog is inside, that's because he farted. If you look in the office you will see him there, lying on his side with a big Slobberdog smile on his face. He can be VERY evil!

Now we are going to try to post this blog and publish it. It's exciting but we already tried many times and it didn't work. We will try again ... so we are saying our prayers.